Turn-Over: PDP Wins Taraba Governorship Election

The Returning Officer, Prof Kyari Mohammed, who announced the result on Sunday in Jalingo, said Ishaku scored 369,318 votes to emerge victorious.

Senator Aisha Alhassan (Mama Taraba) of the All Progressives Congress (APC) came second with 275,984 votes, while Chief David Kente of the Social Democratic Party (SDP), polled 29, 966 votes.

The INEC official said there were 1,461,645 total registered voters in the state, of which 787,516 were accredited for the election.

Mohammed said that the total valid votes cast were 681,166, while the total votes rejected were 174,131.

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Sexy Images from the 2014- 2015 Nigerian Political Campaign and Election Cycle.

                                                                                                                                   

A silken, dark chocolate femininity oozes from in this picture of Professor Remi Sonaiya, Professor of French Language and Linguistics and the only female Presidential candidate in Nigeria’s 2015 elections, and, to the best of my knowledge, the second of two female Presidential hopefuls  in Nigeria’s history.

The job she sought requires a range of skills and qualities, one of which is physical presence, a sense of charisma.

What kind of presence is projected here?

What strikes me in this picture  is the look of seasoning in harmony with feminine grace.

A bold gaze crowns an exquisite and mature smoothness of skin as the double layers of her dress both conceal and subtly reveal.

The transparent net of the topmost silken network is meant to direct the gaze to the glistening glow of rich brown skin flowing across her chest and arms, visible through gaps in the network like shafts of light piercing through narrow windows in a grand space.

The entire ensemble is crowned by the two mounds unique to the female members of the mammalian  species as they emerge in their sphericality from their resting place on the chest- yes- Presidential candidates may also have breasts, and rich looking ones too.

The coup de grace of her hair is revealed in the black braids sitting comfortably on her shoulder as they fall from the combination of black hair among which are markedly visible growths of white indicating the distance of the journey traveled so far that is expected to have seasoned the mind with vision and the body with power.

                                                                               

Prince Tonye Princewill at the height of his battle to find a place from which to contend for the gubernatorial elections for Rivers State.

Grooming unmistakable.

Dress sense impeccable.

Sense of class distinctive.

Physical form classical.

An embodiment of the determined and successful campaign to rebrand Presidential candidate Muhammadu Buhari, in relation to his party the APC,  as a modern Nigerian icon in tune with positive aspirations of all generations of Nigerians, particularly youth who did not experience his last outing as dictatorial military head of state after coming to power through a coup.

The campaign avoided any reference to Buhari’s Islamic culture since the Northern Muslim vote was already secure through Buhari’s long identification as a Northern Muslim, which, along with his earlier empathic responses to Boko Haram Islamic terrorism meant decoupling  him from any association with Islamic extremism was a practically desperate necessity.

The campaign focused, therefore, on appealing to the secular, Westernized culture of Southern Nigerians, in general, and  youth, in particular, voters needed to complete the equation of voting blocs vital for electoral victory.

This image is the quintessence of the effort to sex up Buhari and his party the  APC, as it were.

The sexification of the APC emblem projected here is part of the sweeping away of the janjaweed/pro-Boko Haram/Islamic terrorism image APC struggled with.

The picture is a masterstroke of conception, using light in enhancing colour of skin and radiance of clothing, as the eye glasses magnify the political message by reflecting the APC broom emblem and party name underlined by the dominant color of red in the emblem, a red resonating with the patterning of the clothes and the bright red gele- Nigerian female headdress-of the woman, an evocative crimson further amplified through the potent red of the woman’s lips.

A full bodied form of bulging breasts, broad hips and bottom completes the sweet attack on the senses and mind by this image- a classic sexification of politics.

One of the richest pictures of Nigeria’s President Goodkuck Ebele Jonathan from the 2014-2015 campaign and election season, the most reliant on images in Nigerian history on account of the ubiquity of the Internet, complementing other visual media such  as television and newspapers.

The President’s relatively youthful image in comparison with  his challenger Muhammadu Buhari is projected here, against a framework of greenery illuminated by natural light complementing his smiling face, suggesting both tenderness and power as the solar illumination of the luxuriant but disciplined vegetation evokes his national transformation agenda in which the agricultural program, and according to one view, his anti-desertification program,  were among those particularity successful.

                                                

The magnificent Diezani K. Alison-Madueke, one of those creatures whose presence  testifies that the earth without women would have been an act of cruelty at the hands of God.

“Luscious”, as one commentator referred to her in celebrating her elevation as the first female OPEC President during her tenure as Nigeria’s Minister of Petroleum Resources.

Highly accomplished academically and professionally, scoring various firsts in her career from her time in Shell to her work in the Nigerian government, she is perhaps the most gossiped about, the most speculated on figure in the cabinet of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan after the President himself.

Her grooming and dress sense are mouth watering.

Thoroughly Nigerian, yet projecting a globally powerful sense of beauty in her coutorial combination of colour and design.

The irrepressible Femi Fani-Kayode, FFK as he is iconically known, uncompromising missile of attack, either against President Jonathan and the PDP when was in the APC or against the APC when he crossed over to Jonathan and the PDP as the Presidential campaign entered a decisive phase.

In the ownership of Lagos controversy, the controversy over relationships with Igbo women as a demonstration of inter-ethnic identification, the branding of APC as a pro-Islamic terrorist party, the Buhari lack of secondary school certificate saga, among other fierce social and political struggles within and beyond the 2014-2015 election cycle, FFK has been in the thick of them all, his uncompromising  voice unmistakable for that of anyone else.

In this picture, we see the FFK who portrays himself as a man who knows how to live well as a man of the world and a political constant in Nigerian history, a man with much fire in him as he constellates a future most likely active with political daring and controversy.

My most memorable FFK moment was when, in response to those who attacked him for challenging an Igbo public figure who described Lagos as ‘No Man’s Land’,  as a cosmopolitan space belonging exclusively  to no ethnic group,  FFK, in the spirit of a Yoruba patriot  for whom Lagos’ Yoruba identity is sacrosanct, responded with an  impassioned essay critical of the role of  Ndigbo in Nigerian history.

His critics then tried to throw dirt on his family by painting them in terms of a culture of sexual abandon.

FFK responded by detailing  his history of  relationships with prominent Igbo women, most notoriously including Bianca Onoh before she became the wife of the Ikemba of Nnewi, the legendary Odumegwu Ojukwu, leader of Biafra in the Nigerian Cvil War in the Igbo centered struggle for freedom  from Nigeria.

While many reacted in horror to such a breach of confidence on FFK’s part, one of the women he mentioned in his amorous history responded that she did not see herself castigating FFK beceause he had been her mentor in public life in various ways.

Can there be a greater testimony to manhood than that?

The remarkable Stella Oduah, dynamic aviation minister, celebrated by some for remarkable creative development in the nation’s airports and vilified  by others for spending public funds on expensive bullet proof cars, the latter leading to her replacement as aviation minister after which she bounced back to win the Anambra North Senatorial seat.

Clearly a seasoned and canny politician.

What kind of mind seethes behind those sultry eyelashes,  the carefully oiled skin and the steady gaze capped by the crown like gele?

The eloquent red of rich lips glowing in unison with the matrix of rectangular constellations in a dance with a touch of yellow on flowing red broken by black lines on the suit jacket demonstrates another example of Nigerian female politicians and government appointees as embodying both power and beauty.

The unforgettable Rotimi Amaechi shown on the phone as he  perhaps engages in the endless political battles for which he became known as the central opponent of President Goodluck Jonathan in the South-East, in his role as governor of Rivers State,  as a nubile woman walks beside him, an image that suggests that even in the midst of struggles for power, beauty may be present.

His casually stylish dressing is complemented by the bright colours  and flowing lines of the lady’s clothes adorning buxom mid zones and lower regions terminating in the twin ambulant enablers-her elegant kegs.

The setting is serene, belying the boiling currents of political conflict Amaechi embodies, particularly from his exit from the PDP at the centre of the group of governors that are part of the nucleus of the APC in its success in the 2015 Presidential elections and dominance of the legislature, a feat achieved partly through Amaechi’s role as chairman of the APC Presidential campaign, even as he lost the Rivers state gubernatorial election.

                                                             

A picture responding to the poor calculation in strategy by Aisha Buhari, wife of then Presidential candidate Muhammadu Buhari, in alluding to the reputation of Benin as contributing  the most prominent share of Nigerian female prostitutes  in Italy.

Beyond the socio/political message, the image suggests that even when professional skill is the subject, beauty plays a role in the attractive force of a well groomed and well dressed person.

The bright sauciness of lips complements the intense set of eyes, skin, face, hands and stance, suggesting a professional who is yet sensitive to her responsibility to her own visual appeal.

                                                             

The unforgettable Baba Iyabo, two time ex-head of state/President of Nigeria, retired General Olusegun Obasanjo, Nigerian Civil War hero, king maker, survivor of the death dealing gulag of ex-Nigerian military dictator Sani Abacha, described as contributor to the installing of the Goodluck Jonathan Presidency and later arch-enemy of his government exploring  various strategies in the effort to defeat the government at the elections.

The football match where this picture was taken may be seen as part of his victory celebrations as the challenges of the anti-government struggles lifted with impending or achieved victory.

Attahiru Jega, beleaguered chief technocrat of the 2015 Presidential elections, defined by stylish white goatee, classic Northern Nigerian cap and flowing top and scholarly glasses as he seems to expound on a delicate point of social and technological engineering in his career climaxing job to date as head of the Nigerian National Electoral Commission, following on his leadership of the Academic Staff Union of Universities at the time of the landmark strike that began the positive transformation of the welfare of Nigerian academics in the early 1990s.

                                                                                                    

The irrepressible  Patience Jonathan of “There is God” fame.

Dogged loyalist to her husband President Goodluck Jonathan, Nigeria’s most colorful public figure on account of stories of her inventive combinations of Standard and Pidgin English and reshaping of English in terms of  sentence structure and construction of meaning by a Nigerian woman more used to her native language and pidgin English, Nigeria’s  lingua franca, than to Standard English.

Her immortal and famous lines “there is God oooo” and “na only you waka come?” emerge from her anguish over the response from the school officials and parents in the story of the abduction of children from a school in Chibok by Boko Haram Islamic terrorists, an incident that remains mysterious in its details, marking a negative  turning point in the fortunes of the Jonathan government.

She will never be forgotten largely because she has become a cultural icon both celebrated and mocked  as her  husband’s  dedication to her and she to him elevated her in the public eye in a manner she took full advantage of.

She is shown here in an informal context depicting her generous and shapely proportions, a  classic image of a particular Nigerian feminine aesthetic.

Etiebet, Umana Fight Dirty over Ministerial Post By Effiong Essien, Uyo.

Ita Enang Intensifies Lobby All is not well in the Akwa Ibom State camp of the All Progressive Party..

Umana

Umana

All is not well in the Akwa Ibom State camp of the All Progressives Congress (APC) as the former minister of Petroleum, Atuekong Don Etiebet engages the governorship candidate of the party in a dirty fight on who emerges as minister from the oil rich State.

Our correspondent gathered that horse-trading over ministerial appointments from the President-elect General Muhammadu Buhari has severed the relationship between the two fair weather friends and neither of them now sees eyeball to eyeball, after getting into a broil on who should be presented as ministerial nominee to represent Akwa Ibom State in the Federal Executive Council.

Sources said the position would have been Mr Umana’s for the pick if not for multifarious reasons that have dogged his path as a politician.

Firstly, General Buhari is said not to be disposed appointing those who defected to APC on the eve of the election to use the party as a platform to achieving their ambition.

Apart from that, General Buhari is also said not to be comfortable with the profile of Mr Umana who having spent all his life as a civil servant is said to be richer than the former head of State.

General Buhari is said to perceive Mr Umana as a very corrupt public servant. During the last Gen Buhari’s visit to Uyo for his campaigns, he was said to have bemoaned the extravagance lifestyle of Mr Umana Umana, and even accused him openly of being corrupt, a situation which contributed to Buhari’s refusal to accede to Umana’s subsequent desperate campaign plea.

Our checks also revealed that Mr Umana may also miss out of the ministerial appointment due to his expression of intention to challenge the election of Mr Udom Emmanuel at the tribunal.

Our source said: “Umana cannot aspire to be the Governor and a minister at the same time. If he goes ahead to challenge his defeat at the election tribunal, he has to wait for the verdict of the court, in this case the Supreme Court, and if the case of Frank Okon is anything to go by, you know it might take UOU up to four years,” the source said.

It is also on this last note that former Petroleum Minister, Atuekong Don Etiebet is also laying claim to the ministerial slot of the State. Our correspondent learnt that before the former Minister recently travelled abroad after the election, he had reached out to APC big wigs to be considered for the slot.

Our source said Atuekong Etiebet went into a rage when he was reminded that the position should be reserved for the gubernatorial candidate of the party in the state, Mr Umana. Etiebet is said to have carpeted Mr Umana as greedy. He told close associates that Mr Umana cannot seek to be Governor and Minister at the same time.

But Atuekong Etiebet also has his own baggage. The albatross on Etiebet’s neck is the $180 million Halliburton scandal which he was clearly indicted.

In 2009, the former Oil Minister was quizzed over allegation of having received $50 million as his share of the Halliburton bribe, a situation that has made inner caucus members of the Buhari Campaign Organization to be skeptical about tar on his image.

But making a strong case for his appointment, Atuekong Etiebet is also said to have carpeted Umana for seeking to emerge a Minister when he is Ibibio as the Governor-elect, Mr Udom Emmanuel. “We cannot have an Ibibio as the Governor and another Ibibio as the minister.

Throughout the eight years of Godswill Akpabio as governor, no Annang person was appointed as a Minister so it should be the turn of Annang now,” Etiebet is quoted as saying.

However a source close to Buhari confided in us that neither Etiebet nor Umana may get the ministerial slot for Akwa Ibom as both of them have corruption baggage perceptions that may dent the image of the new administration.

However, one person who may benefit from the scenario is Senator Ita Enang, who has commenced lobbying of highly placed former colleagues in the APC to curry attention. He is allegedly banking on the fact that with neither the incoming governor nor deputy from Uyo senatorial district, it was logical that his district produces the Minister.

Beyond that, Ita has made it clear that as a senator, it will be easier to scale through the senate hurdles, a feat which he claims cannot be actualized by either Etiebet and Umana who could easily be stopped by the three senators from the State on the floor of the senate.

“You can see how Senator Obanikoro took a bow and sailed through on the floor of the senate even though his state senators refused to clear him, and to avoid such scenario, it is not advisable for our party to send a greenhorn for that position to avoid unnecessary embarrassment,” Senator Enang confided with our source.

Currently all the three men are busy trying to outdo each other to impress General Buhari by engaging in resolute open media wars against the government of Chief Godswill Akpabio and by extension the incoming governor Udom Emmanuel.

Nigeria is my country, am not going anywhere, I love my country, says Deziani.

Mrs Deziani Alison-Madueke

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By Ben Agande, Abuja.

Minister of Petroleum Resources, Deziani Allison Maduekwe has denied media reports that she was seeking asylum in some foreign countries. Addressing state House correspondents after Wednesday’sFederal Executive Council meeting, the Minister said she was not leaving the country, adding that she has no reason to do so.

She blamed what she described as consistent malicious and libelous attacks on her person on the the reforms she brought about in the oil and gas sector in the country.

The minister said: “Let me state it clearly for the records that Nigeria is my country and am not going anywhere, I love my country and I do think that I have done the best for my country and I would also like to point out that these malicious, malevolence, vindictive libels coming out of places like Osun Defender and other faceless online and other entities need to stop.

“For everything that has a beginning there is an end and that is not a surprise. What is the surprise is the sort of malevolence bothering on personal malicious libel to my person during this period of time. I do believe that I have done the best for Nigeria in this job and I have attained many firsts in the history of oil and gas especially in the reforms that we have done. In this period of time, I have stepped on many big toes particularly the feet of the cabals that were in the industry when we came in. Because I have said severally that we will open up the industry to all Nigerians and we have, but that is not to the pleasure of certain cabals. And I have been continuously maligned because of this and we have taken millions and in fact billions of dollars out of the hands of multinationals and their sub-contractors and put them in the hands of Nigerians through Nigerian Content. Hundreds of thousands of Nigerians have come into the oil and gas industry because of our reforms.

“Quite frankly, I think as unprecedented as it is, it does not please everybody and that cannot be helped but let us remember the unprecedented reforms that have happened in the oil industry during our time, such as major gas reforms, the Petroleum Industry Bill, which has been completely revised, reformed and put into the hands of members of the National Assembly where it has languished for two years in the National Assembly” she said.

On allegation that she was seeking the intervention of prominent Nigerians, especially former Head of State, General Abdulsalami Abubakar to protect herself being held accountable for some of her actions in office, the minister said there was no truth in the allegation.

“I believe that His Excellency, (Gen. Abdulsalami) has already answered that and called it unnecessary mischief and I will ask that the media do its research properly and deal with the facts. I have the privilege of meeting with many senior statesmen during the course of my job in the Federal Executive Council and I was surprised that he should be singled out in any such form. The short answer is no.

“I have not sought such assistance because I am not aware that I have been indicted of any crime that I will need a soft landing. Over the last four years, I have been severally and unfortunately accused and labeled in so many malicious and vindictive ways. I have explained these things and pushed back robustly on these accusations and I have even gone to court on many of them. Yet they keep being regurgitated. And I think it is unfortunate, particularly when we are moving into a transition period and looking forward to an incoming government which is coming to take over where we have ended” he said.

The minister also dismissed the allegation by the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) that the NNPC failed to remit money in its custody to the federation account.

According to the Minister, the NNPC has since commenced remitting money that was found through the audit of its operations into the Federation Account.

“The Price Water House Copper forensic audit that was done few weeks ago in its recommendation mentioned that $1.48 billion was owed by NPDC for a block that had hitherto been assigned from the NNPC to Nigeria Petroleum Development Company (NPDC) which is its subsidiary and they felt that the right process would be that NPDC will refund that money to the Federation Account. NPDC has apparently started those refunds and it is also in discussion with NNPC and Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) on same. So the refund has actually began.

Speaking on the reforms that she introduced to the Oil and Gas sector, Mrs Deziani Allison Maduekwe said the Petroleum Industry Bill, if passed by National Assembly would further get more Nigerians into the oil industry.

“In that bill are all the reforms needed to tear NNPC apart, make it a National Oil company, an equity share company through transparency, accountability and responsibility and reduce corruption in the industry. We did all these and we put them in place to reduce corruption so for me to be tagged with various tags of corruption, $10 million jet purchases, who buys jet for $10 million dollars for goodness sake? And $20 billion missing money for which Pricewater Copper (PWC) had done a report and the $1.48 billion which is not missing, which is actually money transferred by the NNPC to NPDC which is a subsidiary and NPDC has actually started making payments under my directives.

“I have said during our time that there are gaps in the NNPC and I said that openly. But I can also say that there is no time in Nigerian history in the oil and gas that the NNPC has been as open and audited as it is today.

“It has been positioned to go forward in the industry, it is true that the revenue profile is not sustainable. But we have done our best and the Nigerian oil and gas sector is today in a better shape than it has ever been in terms of achievements that we have recorded.

“We have done enough for this industry, we cannot please everybody. Yes, we have stepped on toes but we did that in the best interest of Nigeria and we have opened up the oil and gas industry to all Nigerians, thousands of Nigerians have benefitted from our reforms in the system”.

On the emergence of fuel queues, she blamed it on the distributors insisting that there were enough petroleum products available for Nigerians.

Alison-Madueke said, “This is very unfortunate and you know that product supply and distribution have been one of the high points of this administration when we came in. We have kept queues to the bearest minimum. We have moved away from the challenges of the past and ensured through our various flexible product arrangement that we kept Nigeria wet with fuel supply.

“Unfortunately, you are coming into a transition, whenever certain things are happening, intruders will hijack the process and certain amount of hoarding taking place for various reasons, this is what we are experiencing and there is no reason for this because our reserves are enough to keep the country wet with products throughout this period.

“I will plead with marketers to please make the fuel available. PMS is available, make it available to Nigerians, we have worked so hard to build the system and we don’t want it distracted in these later days” she said.

US Lauds Nigeria Over Credible & Peaceful Election.

…Says Jonathan Deserves Commendation.

Mrs. Sheila Jackson-Lee

Mrs. Sheila Jackson-Lee

The United of America has congratulated Nigerians over the peaceful conduct of the recent general elections. The US government said President Goodluck Jonathan deserves commendation for not only setting up a dependable electoral mechanism that promoted credible and acceptable elections throughout the country but offered to concede defeat to the opposition party candidate, General Muhammadu Buhari,  for democracy and peace to thrive in the country.  Speaking during the Akwa Ibom State Association of Nigeria, USA INC. (AKISAN) Convention in Houston Texas, a Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Texas’s 18th Congressional District, Mrs. Sheila  Jackson-Lee said Nigeria’s steps towards enshrining democracy was undoubtedly, exemplary.

“The whole world agrees that though there are growing concerns about Nigeria being portrayed in the negative light due to the actions and inactions of a few selfish individuals, Nigeria has proven to the world that it is leading by example, promoting peace and tolerance in Africa. The United States of America is very proud to see the democratic progress in Nigeria under the leadership of President Goodluck Jonathan. The recent election was adjudged by President Barack Obama and other world leaders as fair, peaceful and credible.” Mrs. Jackson-Lee asserts.

The Congress woman urged Nigeria to continue to lead by example even as she described Nigerians as peace-loving people and urge the coming leader, General Muhammadu Buhari to promote education, establish good health facilities for the country and tackle the terrorist activities by Boko Haram. She said the kidnapping of over 200 girls and by the terrorist group was a stigma to human conscience and urge Nigeria leaders to do everything to ensure the release of the girls.

Ms. Jackson-Lee used the occasion to praise President of United States of America Mr. Barack Obama for  ensuring freedom, equality and justice for all Americans and the immigrants living the United States, urging Nigeria and America to work together to promote justice and freedom.

One of the high points of the occasion was the award of certificate of recognition given to the Akwa Ibom People of Nigeria under the umbrella of AKISAN by the United States House of Representatives.

Sheila Jackson-Lee and AKISAN Executives

Sheila Jackson-Lee and AKISAN Executives

THE FRAUDSTER CALLED TREKKER: The analysis of the man who claimed to trek from Lagos to Abuja.

By Fejiro Oliver
Nigerians have suddenly become one of the most gullible persons on planet earth where anyone even a goat can pull a wool over their eyes and majority fall for it. As an investigator and a critical analyst, I refuse to believe things not proven.

Man who claims 19 days trek from Lagos to Abuja being clustered.

Man who claims 19 days trek from Lagos to Abuja being clustered.

The latest story in town is the supposed arrival of a fraud star and a con man, Hashimu Suleiman who has suddenly found a way to warm himself into the Presidential Villa while getting adverts from companies like Lucozade boost or any of these energy drinks, simply because he pulled a stunt of trekking from Lagos to Abuja if Buhari wins the presidential election, a promise he made two years ago.

Yesterday he ended his trekking after 19 days and was received at the APC National Secretariat, Abuja. Is APC associated with criminals or they deliberately close their eyes to scam.

For Suleiman to say he trekked from Lagos, some say its Ibadan to Abuja is another lie told to his co dupers. Can we ask ourselves how he wore the same cloth without washing it for 19 days?

This shameless criminal who wants to deceive my people mean to tell us that he began his journey and suddenly landed in Niger State without being seen in any of the Yoruba States? Are we so gullible that if this fraudulent nomad really trekked from the West, his pictures and stories would have began spreading from the first day he made the move. We are talking about the age of Social Media where feats become news instantly, and the sophisticated West never knew he left their land to Abuja.

Has this fraudster done this before that he knows the route so well and never missed his way even for a day? He is seen with phone and power bank, always recieving calls on his glo line. When the phone and power bank batteries die, where did he charge it?

He carried just one litre of water and yet he never thirsted when it finished. What did he eat on the lonely road, leaves? At night, where did he sleep? When it became dangerous, where did he hide.

I put it to this 21st century scammer, that he could not have trekked that journey and his shoe sole will still be intact. I put it to this smart idiot who wants to use our brains to smoke garri that he cannot trek such distance and his feet won’t be all blisters with him limping if need be in just 19 days.

I have checked Google map on the distance he covered trekking but such is possible when arranged for purpose of setting records, as security and Medicare team are put in place.

Can we task our brains to know that the odour that will emanate from his unwashed cloth is enough to kill him before he gets halfway? We all cannot be stupid to believe junks told us by a man who is jobless and needs one.

Nigeria is truly a nation in search of heroes and a scammer almost succeeded in making us see him as so. For his fraud trek, how does it affect us as a nation? Did it influence victory for GMB? The real heroes have not spoken on their support for Buhari and a stuntman wants to play a smart one on a nation of over 170 million persons. This is another Nigerian 419 like the other liar who claimed to be the ‘father of internet’, until he was busted.

Nigerians should immediately do away with this common liar and fraudster, while calling for his arrest and questioning if need be. We must not be a laughing stock for opportunists.

Akwa Ibom Guber: Barrister Onofiok Luke reveals why Umana did not win.

A member of the Akwa Ibom state House of Assembly, Barrister Onofiok Luke, who has also been re-elected to represent Nsit Ubium state constituency, at the weekend condemned the statement credited to the governorship candidate of the APC in the state, Obong Umana Umana, that the election was a sham.

Luke, while addressing journalists in Calabar, argued that Umana did not win the election because “he was never close to or accepted by the electorates”.

Luke said: “He was Secretary to the State Government, but he was never available for the people.

How many times was he able to listen to and address the yearnings of the populace? How many times was he able to empower the youths and identify with them?”

Barrister Onofiok Luke reveals why Umana did not win

4 Out Of Every 10 Nigerian Men Are Not The Fathers Of Their First Children – DNA Expert Reveals.

He said this while recounting a rather personal event in his life where a former girlfriend attempted to force a set of twins on him. Speaking with City People, he said:

“How I got into doing DNA is an interesting story which all man should learn from. I lost my wife about 6 years ago. About that time there was a lady I have known for long in Nigeria but who now lives in the UK. I now said I will be in Germany on so,so date , can you come and see me? She came in November and we were together for four days. She left. I left. I got back home. I lost my wife four weeks after that. Then she became pregnant. She didn’t tell me. She waited for a year.

After a year, she said she just wanted me to know what she did in Germany, that she now has twins for me-a boy and a girl. I said now that I can’t say anything. I am bereaved. Give me time. How do you want my in-laws to react. Do you know at the 1st year birthday, I was in London with a friend. We did one year birthday for the kids. They were pulling trolleys around with the baby. After 2 years I bought her a car. After 4 years of loosing my wife, I now said let us now review the situation and see whether we can marry. As God will have it, I knew in my mind that I will do DNA before I marry her. Infact, we were even getting a room ready for her in my house. The carpenter was working. She was in the UK dictating what she wanted. I traveled to the UK. I carried her mother.

Before I left, I told my brother this is what is happening. I am going to carry this woman to have a DNA test to check if these children were mine. I will now ask them to come for the Ileya festival. We got there she was happy. I took her sample, took the children’s sample. We submitted the sample at the DNA center. We went to Italy together. We went for dinner together. Then I came back. When she was going home one night, I said let me check my mail. I did. The result of the DNA had come. I was not the father of the twins. Haa! I failed with 0%. If not for the medical lab scientist, those children will be in my house now, with me thinking they are my children. I can tell you this happens to so many men. Do you know that 40 percent of most of the 1st born don’t belong to their so called biological fathers, all over the world. Reason? Most of there ladies often have one or two boyfriends”he said

“I told her, lady from the result, I am not the father of your kids but I will help you. I explained to her, we met in November, you gave birth in August, perfect. That is the time. You can’t force that on any clinical person. Any pregnancy month minus 3 will give to the AAA. We got 9(Day 9). I asked her a few questions. So how come? She was to confess to me that because I said she should take the next available flight from Heathrow to Cologne, the first flight was 6pm and where she was, was very far. She had to stay with a male friend that was living close to Heathrow and that was her day 10. She said one thing led to another and she had sex with the guy. She came to meet me on the 11th and she ovulated around that period. She didn’t know. Atimes women know, atimes they don’t. A woman ovulates only one day in a month and it last for about 10 hours. And sperm can stay in a woman for 48 hours. So a lady can have 2 to 3 types of sperm in her system and when she now ovulates, any sperm that is fertilised can immediately hit that egg. That was what happened to her. So, the sex she had on the 9th of that month, the sperm was still there till 11th when she now ovulated. Before we met on the evening of the 11th, the egg had been fertilised. There are so many homes where they have this kind of problems”Reads (1838)

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NOW THAT THE ERECTION IS OVER!

By Joe Effiong

The other day I watched on Emmanuel TV how Prophet T. B. Joshua commanded a man who had been having a prolonged erection, to come out.
Trust T. B. Joshua; he doesn’t appear to have P.R. when on duty. So he just said; “There is one man there whose pe**s has been standing for sometimes now and has refused to go down. Come out; you are wearing a white shirt. Come out now.” nigeria arise today
And suddenly, a man holding on to his crotch came out. But the surprising part of the drama was that even before the man got the pulpit (or is it what that is called in the Synagogue?), the wife who was walking behind him was rejoicing; jumping and praising God even before Joshua told the husband; “You went and slept with one fair complexioned woman, since then your pe**s has refused to go down.” He then swung he right hand and the man fell flat on the ground. And Joshua said; “It is over”; meaning normalcy has returned to that troubled and troublesome region.
I just didn’t know specifically why the wife was rejoicing? But I can imagine the husband experimenting continuous with the wife whether the stubborn thing would take a bow after several performances; but it still kept on standing. But by the man and his naughty John Thomas falling at the Synagogue, the wife joy knew no bounds.
If I’m sounding a bit irreverent today, please forgive me. My writing skills almost atrophied because of disuse. Every time I wanted to say something, the attack dogs would howl and I would run with my tail in between my legs back to the safety cocoon of see-no-evil; say-no-evil. I didn’t even want to write again this year; but something tickled my fancy today when I went to the mechanic village to search for the window of my car that was broken by whoever yesterday at INEC office the under watchful eyes and sniffing noses of over-armed security men.
When the guy who sells glasses at the mechanic village saw the car and asked me what happened and I explained to him, he exclaimed; “This una erection sef! That is why I can’t vote for anybody. Erection de bring too much trouble.” Hmmm!
It suddenly dawned on me that election and erection are almost the same. When their fever grips a man or women, until the result is “released”; there shall be no peace. And sometimes even when the result has been released, those who had not directly contributed to its frenzy would still be in trouble like the woman at the Synagogue. Nobody knows how many times her husband had released the results of his philandering with the “white” woman on her if only to bring rock solid everlasting erection to calm; but to no avail.
I thought that the tension that trailed these last general elections in Nigeria would go immediately the results are released; I didn’t know that the release would equally spew up enough orgasm to break glasses of cars belonging to poor people like us who are too afraid to pick party nomination form gratis, even of those de-registered parties like PRP.
I will only plead with Their Excellencies, elect or erect, to-be or not-to-be, to please tell their supporters to allow us recover our lives so that when we write or make comments on what our colleagues have written, it would not be purely to insult otherwise very respectable people in our society whose only offence has been to have contested election, winning or losing. Or our hitherto very innocuous comments would no longer be seen as heresies, which should attract castration as punishment, by your supporters.
I’m always accused of writing long essays on facebook. I wouldn’t fall into that trap today. You know after more than for three months of intellectual hibernation, I’m now learning how to write again. I know many of our colleagues are also experiencing this temporary intellectual menopause. So I shouldn’t write long; after all, I’m not a very long or tall person. Everything in and on me, from head to toe, is as short and stocky as I am. That is how my writing should henceforth be. Let the post-election orgasm not squirt us into further intellectual inertia or hysteria. Let’s go back to being Nigerians, Akwa Ibomites, professionals, above all, unbiased writers. After all, the politicians are already thinking about 2019. Therefore we should help ourselves recover our artistic manhood, now that the politicians have dispensed with their 2015 erection, biko nu!

A Historic Win: Aisha Jummai Al-Hassan – Taraba State: 1st Female Governor in Nigeria!

Aisha Jummai Al-hassan APC Senator TarabaAlthough INEC hasn’t officially reported the official results of the gubernatorial elections which took place yesterday, many sources are reporting that a Senator in APC, Aisha Jummai Al-Hassan is leading the race in Taraba.

This will make her the first female Governor in Nigeria’s history!imageShe’s a lawyer and was Commissioner for Justice as well as a Former Chief Registrar of the FCT High Court.

Although the state voted PDP for President, it seems they went with APC for Governor, if these circulating reports are true.

Now we’re looking forward to the election announcements even more.Hopefully they aren’t stretched out over two nail-biting days like the last one.